Stuff I don’t do anymore

A list of stuff I used to do but don’t anymore.

1. I no longer subscribe to a newspaper
2. I don’t watch local or national news
3. I don’t subscribe to Netflix
4. I don’t watch live TV unless Seattle is playing in the Super Bowl
5. I don’t go into banks and seldom use cash machines
6. I don’t fill out “sweepstakes” offers
7. I don’t answer our land-line phone
8. I don’t bookmark websites
9. I don’t carry any department store credit cards
10. I don’t take my laptop home or to meetings
11. I don’t use a subscription music service
12. I don’t use Microsoft Internet Explorer
13. I don’t use LinkedIN
14. I don’t update my bank, eBay or Paypal information
15. I don’t “hold” while you take another call
16. I don’t shop at the “Foot Locker”
17. I don’t dress up on Halloween
18. I don’t have a MySpace account
19. I don’t “Do the Dew”
20. I don’t use gasoline additives