Excuse me, I think you have my stapler

I blame Kim. She kept borrowing my stapler that I “borrowed” from Microsoft about eight years ago. It’s a cheapo plastic stapler that wore out its welcome a long time ago. So I figured if I’m going to get a stapler I should just go all out and get the Ferrari (even the right color) of staplers and get a red Swingline, collector’s edition 747 model.

I looked online and found a place called Redswinglinestapler.com that had them for about $15 so I bought two: one for home and one to make my co-workers envious. They even tossed in two Post-It note packs with the Initech logo and two “flair” buttons that say, “We’re not in Kansas anymore”.

I feel like Milton already.
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