Why I’ll never own a Toyota Prius

Stewart Alsop details how his new Prius treats him like an idiot. I can’t imagine how Alsop went from driving a Mini which is such a fun car to driving the homely Prius. If I were him I’d sell the Prius to some tree-hugger on Craigslist and pull the Mini out of the garage and get back to driving a fun car.

A few reasons why I’ll never own a Prius:

1. Next to the Aztec, it’s the ugliest car on the road.

2. It’s built by Toyota, the maker of some of the most bland cars ever made

3. The people who drive them can be a bit too preachy. We know you’re saving the planet but enough already.

4. Stars like Donny Osmond, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and many more stars drive them to make us think they care about the planet. They don’t.

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2 thoughts on “Why I’ll never own a Toyota Prius

  1. You’re a smarter man than I am, so now I’m looking for an opportunity to unload the thing and get a car more to my liking, one that’s quiet and automatic but fun like the mini. What’s that?

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  2. Stewart,

    Well, no way am I smarter. I think a mini would be a blast. I’m really liking my BMW 325i. Fun to drive, practical and gets decent mileage. Let me know what you decide to get.

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