What’s the Reward?

I need a bigger wallet to hold all the “rewards” and “preferred customer” cards that have been multiplying like crazy. Are we getting to the point where every business will eventually have their own rewards card? It sure feels like it.

What we need is the ULTIMATE REWARDS card. It would give the carrier all the points, discounts and rewards found on the individual reward cards.

It’s become embarrassing lately. Two days ago I swiped my Fred Meyer rewards card at Albertsons. The checker sheepishly said, “Do you have one of our preferred customer cards?” On several occasions I’ve become perplexed at why I wasn’t receiving the discounted gas price at Fred Meyer until I realized I was swiping my Haggen discount card.

There must be an easier way.