I said, “Please pickup your shoes and put them in your closet”
Anna heard, “Please pickup shoes and toss down the laundry chute”
I said, “Find you sister and come upstairs for dinner”
Lincoln heard, “Find three more stars in Mario Galaxy”
I said, “Please drain the tub and dry yourself off”
The kids heard, “Please splash 20 gallons of water onto the bathroom floor and run around the house naked”
I said, “Please pull out your homework and finish your math”
Luca heard, “Please help yourself to bowl of Cheerios 30 minutes after dinner”
I said, “It’s time for bed”
The kids heard, “It’s time to jump on mom and dad’s bed”
I said, “Please feed the dog”
Anna heard, “Please feed your grilled cheese sandwich to the dog”
I said, “Wear the clothing mom put out for you on your bed”
Anna heard, “Put together the most hideous looking outfit known to mankind”
I said, “Please only use as much toilet paper as you need”
The kids heard, “Please use no less than 185 sheets at a time”
I said, “Please hang up your church dress”
Luca heard, “Please toss your church dress in the middle of the living room”
I said, “Walk as quietly as you can down the church hallway”
The kids heard, “Stomp your feet loud enough that everyone will know we have arrived”
We must speak a different language. Maybe when they reach middle school they’ll have the opportunity to learn the language called Parental English.
Because something is getting lost in translation.
Cute. Clever. Oh so true!
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If I say “don’t touch my things” my kids hear “go open my wallet and help yourself to a five-spot.”
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Funny stuff! Good share man.
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Brett, I laughed so hard at this. Welcome to MY life!! Oh, and forget holding out ANY hope that middle school will change things. Or high school. Or college. Trust me, I know.
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But you know this could go the opposite way, “What Parents Hear”
😉
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