My Tivo remote isn’t working correctly. No matter what I press, it locates a showing of World’s Wildest Police Videos.
This is a problem because no matter what’s going on around our house, I’m can’t take my eyes off the car chases and crashes and car chases that end in crashes.
It’s television at its finest. I never tire of watching a hardened criminal wrap his Ford F150 around a telephone pole at 90 mph. No messy arrest or criminals going free on a technicality. Just good old fashioned rolling your Chevy Cavalier through a corn field.
Does it get any more exciting than when the cops break out the SPIKE STRIPS?
Here’s my dream remote kindly created for me by my talented friend. The current Tivo remote is almost perfect. A slight modification would remove the ‘almost’.
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Add a mild stun effect for when your kids try to delete episodes of the Office, and you might be on to something there.
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