Expectations

The valet was at my door before I could turn off the engine. A young man greeted me and held the door open while I shuffled into the cozy lobby of the hotel. The fireplace was ablaze and already warming the backs of patrons lined up next to it. The staff was friendly and immaculately attired.

Every detail felt authentic even down to retro rotary phones and wooden chess sets available for play.

From the first interaction my expectations for the experience were set high. And yet that’s a challenge because even the smallest miscue is magnified.

This hotel could be considered a Seattle landmark. It jettisons out over the blue waters of Elliot Bay. One can watch cruise and cargo ships docking at the nearby piers. Ferries cross paths delivering their passengers to this area’s many islands. Seattle’s skyline as well as Alki beach are viewable in the distance. It’s a peaceful setting and the main reason travelers are willing to pay extra to stay here.

So when I waited to be seated at the only onsite restaurant, I assumed it would be at one of the tables situated near a window. Although several such tables were available, the hostess offered a larger table for four, far from the windows, yet inches from the Continental Breakfast.

I could and should have asked to be seated at a smaller table closer to the windows.

The point is this: I should not have to ask.

I didn’t come for the $4 orange juice or the $9 oatmeal. If a table near the windows are available why not seat me at one?

There’s a lesson here I can take to my team that provides high end technical services to Microsoft: Every interaction you have with a customer creates their expectations of what’s to follow. I expect clean restrooms at Nordstrom. I would expect the service department at Lexus to be orderly. I’ve come to regard the friendly Starbucks barista as an extension of that $5 mint chocolate chip cream frappuccino.

I went back to the restaurant for lunch and was greeted by another hostess who happened to be my server. The dining area was crowded. As she grabbed a menu and asked me to follow, I thought to myself, “please don’t seat me at the same table”.

She didn’t. And I’ll return.

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To Infinity and Beyond

Kim gets the kids ready for bed most nights. That involves rounding them up to brush teeth and get drinks and retrieve gum or candy they have stashed in their little pockets. If we’re lucky, they climb into bed with a book and a flashlight.

And maybe a swig of Benadryl when The Office is on.

But usually we aren’t that lucky which is where I come in. Phase 2 of bed tucking in involves making sure each child is in her or her own bed and and there are no hands down butt cracks. Once they’ve settled down I’ll tell them a story of varying degrees of scariness.

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But tonight the kids had a hundred questions about travel. They measure travel by how many nights they would sleep on the plane.

How many nights would we sleep on the plane to grandma’s house?
How many nights would we sleep on the plane to Disneyworld?
How many nights would we sleep on the plane to Australia?

This lead to the following discussion:

Lincoln: Is heaven above the sky?

Me: Yes, I guess so.

Lincoln: How many nights would we sleep on the plane to get to heaven?

Luca: You have to take a rocket, Lincoln, because rockets go straight up.

Me: That’s right, it takes a rocket to get into space.

Lincoln: I couldn’t sleep on a rocket so let’s just go to grandma’s.

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Pull My Finger

I work with a bunch of very cool people. They travel around the world and return with all sorts of goodies which they graciously share with me. Last week I returned to my office to find two bars of my favorite chocolate. The kindness must have been contagious because I brought one of the bars home to share with Kim and the kids.

I share most things but I’m sure you’d understand my past lack of generosity if you could taste one square of this dreamy chocolate.

That same day someone also left this John McCain action figure on my desk. Nobody has come forward so I’m not sure whom to thank. But if you happen to be reading this I want you to know how much fun I’ve had bending his arms back and forth. If you look closely you’ll see the old Maverick’s nose is suffering from rug burn. If someone forced him to push a penny down the hall with his nose, I didn’t see a thing.

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My Pumpkin Carvings of Years Past

I’ve been looking for pumpkin carving ideas, but I don’t want to duplicate what I’ve done in the past. I went through my pictures and pulled out a few of my favorite carvings over the years.

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Tux: The Linux Mascot

My first geeky carving that I entered in the pumpkin carving contest while working at Microsoft. My coworkers didn’t know whether to laugh or report me to HR. But Tux found a home among all the boring Windows logos. I spent a lot of time getting the feet and nose just right. My favorite carving.

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Golem

I spent 2 hours carving this guy. He didn’t look very scary until I lit the candle and turned the lights off. I spent a while carving around the eyes and teeth. Most of the kids who saw this on our porch thought it was Frankenstein with bad teeth.

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Witch and Cat

The witch required ongoing dental work to keep her teeth in place. I used a couple of toothpicks to keep the top two from falling out. I’m probably most proud about the curve along the cat’s back. I wish I had given the witch a nose full of warts though.

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Hairy Spider

This smaller pattern was one of the easier ones to carve. Luca liked this one a lot, but it looks like a hairy peach with legs to me.

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Evil Pumpkin

I like how the mouth turned out but I wish I had made the eyes smaller. The veins and cuts in the face looked creepy to the kids who ventured onto our porch that Halloween.

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The Star Keeper

I love how this one turned out. I spent about three hours working on it and most of that time was spent on the eyes and mustache. I carved this onto a larger pumpkin and the kids loved it although some thought it was Jesus. I like how well the hands turned out.

 
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Gordon B Hinckley

Easily the most obscure pumpkin I’ve ever carved. Had we lived in Utah at the time, maybe a few trick or treaters would have guessed this was the prophet of the Mormon church, but we lived in Woodinville WA at the time and none of our neighbors were Mormon. One young boy came to our door and, as he walked down our porch to his father, said, “Dad, who is that guy supposed to be?” The father looked at our pumpkin and replied, “I’m not sure but I think it’s supposed to be Groucho Marx”

I’ve picked up a couple of patterns for our pumpkins this years and will post pictures once I carve them.

Shampoo Selection

On the way home from dinner last night, we stopped by the Rite Aid because we were out of shampoo.

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In fact, we probably have enough shampoo in the house to last us three years. I have three brands of shampoo in my shower right now. Kim must have 4 times that many in her bathroom. And I won’t even get into the creams, balms, and conditioners we have lining the bathtub.

Yet whenever I use her shower I end up lathering a product into my hair that reacts like Liquid Plumber eating away at a hairball. What starts out as a light tingle on my scalp turns into a full blown inferno. Kim tells me these products strip the chemicals and residue out of my hair although it feels more like 500 red ants biting my scalp in unison.

If I look around long enough I’ll stumble upon a shampoo made for kids. Having clean, manageable hair that smells like bubble gum or root beer all day is a small price to pay.

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Obama Buttons

My three Obama buttons arrived by mail today. They couldn’t have come soon enough because a McCain figurine showed up on my desk at work this afternoon. I don’t know who the thoughtful conservative is but he/she is in dire need of an Obama button.

My plan is to sneak them on to the jackets of my most conservative workers without being noticed. I already have all three people in mind.

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Using My Shopping Life Lines

I went grocery shopping at the Fred Meyer tonight. I try not to shop on Sunday but rationalized it by telling myself it was almost 11 pm. It was Pre-Game Monday.

I just wanted a big jar of peanuts and maybe some pistachios if they were on sale.

That’s it.

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But I made a mistake right off the bat by grabbing a shopping cart instead of a basket. It was a mistake because it gave me license to wander aimlessly through the store looking for items I don’t need or that we already have. Yet there’s something about roaming the aisles with a cart that lets other shoppers know I’M A GROCERY SHOPPING PRO.

When I see a guy toting a basket my first thought is, “His wife sent him to buy feminine supplies that he’s camouflaged with a Car & Driver”.

I wasn’t in the store 15 seconds when I couldn’t remember if we needed apples. So I called Kim who said, no, we didn’t need apples but she wanted bananas.

How many bananas? Organic or regular? Ripe or semi-ripe? I never know.

Then I wandered over to the nut section. But on the way I noticed the low carb flat bread, and they had ALL THREE FLAVORS. Yet, I couldn’t remember if we had any in the freezer which lead to call #2.

As I walked back to the register I passed the cheeses. Few sections at the store are more confusing to me than the cheese section. All the brands and choices and goofy foreign varieties overwhelm me to the point where I’m forced to use a life line. Kim confirmed we didn’t have cheese so I grabbed a huge block of “sharp” cheddar.

That was after I spent another 10 minutes deciding whether I needed “mild”, “medium” or “sharp” and what brand to choose.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim tells me stay home next time while she does the shopping.

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Is This The Year?

The air is crisp, the leaves are falling and the kids are trying to bribe dad into raking a huge pile of leaves together so they can help pick them up.

They are Lucy holding the football and I’m Charlie Brown wondering if this is the year I’ll finally kick it.

Just as Lucy yanks the football away at the last minute, my kids will help until the pile is big enough to swallow them up upon entry.

The help stops. The leaves fly. Dad blows leaves into neighbors yard.

Maybe I’m wiser this year.

Then again, that smile on Anna Lynn looks so very trustworthy, doesn’t it?

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