The Human Connection

Last week I called my credit union to discuss the loan I have with them. I was caught off guard when a woman answered the phone on the second ring. She didn’t route my call to another department. She didn’t take a message and promise to have someone else return my call. She didn’t send me off into voicemail hell.

She listened to my question and solved my problem in under two minutes.

I wasn’t prepared for this.

I’ve been conditioned to expect a voicemail tree created to wear me down. I’m accustomed to reaching the correct department but outside of their office hours. I’m used to leaving a voicemail in what feels like a black hole to nowhere.

Contrast this to the experience I had calling my mortgage company where I’m asked for my account number before reaching a human. By the time I was able to reach someone who could help me, I’d given my address, phone number, date of birth and last 4 digits of my Social Security number FOUR TIMES.

I understand that the economic climate dictates that companies need to cut back, and support positions are often the first to go. It may seem like a no brainer replacing your receptionist with phone tree system, but you miss an opportunity to connect with your customers if you do. And in the long run, that’s a bad business move.

I’m going look for opportunities to support companies that aren’t erecting conversation barriers. Companies like my credit union who answer the phone instead of forcing me into an automated system.

It’s the human connection that matters. Even if it costs a little more.

Pardon the Interruption

How would you feel if, while watching a TV or movie, an advertisement popped up and covered the action for a few seconds?

The equivalent is happening on a number of popular websites, and I find the practice distracting.

Tonight I was reading an article at Tech Radar when I accidentally moved my cursor over a word that triggered a pop up ad for Bing which covered the content I was reading. And the advertisement box didn’t disappear until I clicked the tiny “X” button in the upper right corner.

The ads were for Microsoft Bing by a company called Vibrant. They are so annoying that I’m hereby boycotting any product whose company decides to shove these ads down my throat. These Bing ads aren’t helpful either. If I need more information about a term, I know my way around Google. Maybe I would have considered Bing but not anymore.

There are no less than six ads already on the page, and yet they still decide to sprinkle pop ups throughout the content?

I’m not sure what Tech Radar is thinking, but I can tell you they are not thinking about their readers. MSNBC is known for running the same type of ads. They know that many people will accidentally trigger these ads as they scroll down the page. .

How many ads are enough for one page?

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Extra Mild Sauce at Del Taco

Del Taco is a member the “bang for the buck” Fast Food Hall of Fame. Kim swears by their 1/2 pound burritos. Lincoln loves their tacos. And I like to put mild sauce on their crinkle fries.

I’m talking cheap rather than healthy.

Doesn’t matter what we order at Del Taco, they never give us enough of their Mild Sauce; a sauce so good it deserves to be capitalized.

As I went through the drive-thru last night I reminded the young man working the window that we’d appreciate a lot of Mild Sauce. When he handed me our bags of food, he said, “Here’s a bag with Mild Sauce”.

We pulled around into the parking lot and ate our food. Kim and I used about ten packets of Mild Sauce, but we had a lot left over. But it wasn’t till we returned home that we noticed how much sauce was left over.

Today, I pulled out the bag and placed the packets on our kitchen table. The kids gathered around as if I were organizing Halloween candy.

Luca counted 67 packets left over from last night.

I’m considering handing them out to the kids this Halloween.

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The 76 Cent Sandwich

I came across this news article where a 24-year old man was attacked for his bologna sandwich.

Now I’ve heard of kids getting attacked for their iPods or Air Jordans before, but a bologna sandwich?

Yet that’s not what caught my eye.

According to the article, “Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.”

Specifically, that last sentence has been on my mind. For example:

  • Who determined the sandwich was worth 76 cents?
  • Does the police department employ a sandwich appraiser?
  • If so, at what point of the investigation is he/she called in? Before or after the blood spatter expert?
  • Where do I apply for this job? I know my sandwiches.
  • Who decided to throw in the value of the sandwich to the police report? Give this person a raise!

My favorite part is that someone actually assessed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents. Not 75 cents. Not a dollar. This leadssandwichb me to believe someone is taking his job very seriously. Maybe, taken as a whole, the sandwich was worth a buck, but a bite was missing.

Maybe sandwiches are dirt cheap in Oklahoma, because I can’t find one for under four bucks in Seattle. I wonder if the person who made the sandwich isn’t offended that his sandwich creation was assessed such a small value. If I had made one of my sandwiches I know I’d be calling the Oklahoma City Police and asking for a reappraisal.

Someone took a boring police report and added a little personality to the situation. We need more people like this in the world.

Respect Your Customer’s Time

Too few companies respect my time.

This past week I spent nearly 15 minutes jumping through a telephone tree maze only to find out the department I needed to speak with was closed for the day.

I’ve waited in line for 10 minutes while one employee calls another to price check an item costing less than five bucks.

How many times have you discussed a problem with an employee only to have them say, “I can’t authorize that for you. You’ll need to speak with my manager”?

Do you give your employees the authority to make your customers happy? Or have you put up processes to wear down your customers?

Reminds me of a cell phone rebate I submitted a few years back that required ten mind-numbing steps, my favorite of which was “Enclose a copy of your second month’s bill”. This company knew that many people will miss a step resulting in the rebate being declined.

So it was a pleasant surprise dealing with Discount Tire this afternoon. I called ahead to determine whether or not I needed to make an appointment to have my tires rotated.

“We are open till 5 pm. If you can get here before then we”ll get it done for you today.”

Wow.

I was expecting something along the lines of “We close at 5 pm but stop accepting new work after 4 pm”.

They take my name, and when I pull in 15 minutes later, a Discount Tire employee meets me as I pull in. He doesn’t try to sell me rims or new tires. He takes my keys and says, “We’ll have her done in 20 minutes.”

I picked up my car and was off. Nothing to sign. No sales pitch. They respected my time and I’ll be back when I need new tires.

Flip Flops

Whenever we’re out shopping I’ll ask Kim if the kids need anything. I don’t know why I ask anymore because inevitably she’ll reply, “Maybe some new rain boots”.

Which makes sense since we live in Seattle where one can never have too many rain boots, umbrellas or Starbucks mint chocolate chip cream frappuccinos.

But today we woke up to clear blue skies and lots of sun. When we saw these flip flops at Macy’s this afternoon we felt it was time to encourage the weather Gods to continue providing us with gorgeous warm weather.

The kids were so excited to sport their colorful summer footwear they begged me to cut the tags off in the store so they could wear them home.

As we walked out of the store, the kids were drawn to the water fountain where they removed their flip flops and dangled their little legs in the water.

Come on, summer. Don’t let us down now.

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Calling the Taco Bell Customer Hotline

While working late on my computer a few days ago, I decided to make a run for the border. The Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme was calling my name. It’s my favorite item on the menu. In fact, it’s the only item on the menu that I love.

Two features draw me to the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme:

  1. the spicy chicken
  2. easy to eat while driving

One can’t go wrong ordering a Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme day or night. So I found myself at the drive-thru late Saturday night. I ordered two Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supremes, and before I could place an order for a large Diet Pepsi, a voice came over the intercom announcing they only carry the Crunchwrap Supreme with beef.

What??!!

I asked again just to be sure, but the gentleman working the window confirmed the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme has been removed from the menu.

So I decided to call the Taco Bell Customer Hotline to see who was responsible for this obvious oversight. I visited the Taco Bell website where I found the customer hotline (1-800-TACO-BELL). I dialed the number and was immediately connected with Cheryl, Taco Bell Customer Hotline Rep.

Here’s how the call unfolded:

Cheryl: Thank you for calling the Taco Bell customer hotline. This is Cheryl. Can I get your name and your phone number?

Me: (I give her my name and bogus phone number)

Cheryl: How can I help you today?

Me: I have a few questions concerning the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme which is my favorite item on your menu.

Cheryl: I’m sorry, we’re longer serving the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme.

Me: That’s why I’m calling. Do you know why it was yanked and when it’s coming back?

Cheryl: Decisions, such as what’s on the menu, are made at our corporate headquarters. I can’t confirm it’s ever coming back, but I will note that you’d like us to bring it back.

Me: Do you know the name of the person at corporate who made that decision? Maybe hearing it’s a favorite among my family and friends would change his mind.

Cheryl: I have no way of connecting you. Do you know that we still offer the original Crunchwrap Supreme with beef?

Me: Yes, but it’s the spicy chicken that makes it magical. Do you think if I called ahead, I could place a special order for the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme?

Cheryl: Sir, I’m sorry but we currently only offer the one with beef.

Me: So there’s no spicy chicken stash hiding in a freezer that could be unthawed and cooked up if I called ahead?

Cheryl: Uhhh….no.

Me: Have you taken many calls from customers like myself who have asked for the return of the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme?

Cheryl: Oh yes. Quite a few people have called in asking us to bring it back.

Me: What would you say the chances corporate decides to bring it back for the summer? Better than 50%?

Cheryl: Sir, I can’t say for certain. All I can do is pass on your suggestion to bring it back. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: Not today. Thank you for your time. Goodbye.

Grilled to a Crisp

On the way home from my basketball game tonight, I decided stop by Burger King. I pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered a Tendergrill Chicken Salad.

“We’re all out of salads tonight” came the reply over the intercom.

Ok. 

I looked over the menu for a grilled sandwich and stumbled upon the Tendergrill Chicken Sandwich. And it’s in stock!

Also in stock was a large Diet Coke so I order one of those too. Six bucks and change later, I’m heading home with a late dinner.

If you’re unfamiliar with Burger King’s offerings, here’s the Tendergrill Chicken Sandwich as depicted on the menu:

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But when I got home and opened the bag, here’s what I got:

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It’s grilled all right but it’s far from tender. Only the buns look vaguely similar.

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Normally I would have returned the sandwich and asked for one that doesn’t look like a nasty third degree burn. But it was now 11:30 pm and I live a good 15 minutes from the Burger King.

So I decided to stay home, take a few pictures and pour a bowl of Frosted Flakes instead.

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Signs of the Economy

When I moved to Auburn, WA just over three years ago, one of the main roads leading into town was filled with new and used car dealerships.  Today a few of the largest dealers along auto row remain such as Honda, Toyota and Volkswagen, but many of the smaller, independent ones are empty.

But today, I noticed one of the larger and newest dealers had stopped selling cars. The Nissan dealership couldn’t have been more than a couple years old. The building and sign look brand new. But not a sign of a single new or used car for sale. Not to mention the jobs that just disappeared.

According to the sign in the lower left corner, the service department is still open although I don’t know if that’s still the case. It wasn’t open when I took this picture this afternoon.

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This next picture was taken across the street from the main Nissan building that sold new cars. This is the used car lot for the same dealer. All the cars had been removed, but they left the blue sign on the grass that says, “SALE”. 

No Nissans for sale here. But the yellow sign hanging off the adjacent car dealer said something about getting a Suzuki for $189/month. I’ll pass.

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I wonder what auto row will look like in 6 months or a year from now? Will the Honda, Toyota and VW dealerships survive? As I drove back home I noticed a couple browsing cars at the Honda dealer. I didn’t see a single person looking at cars at Toyota or VW. Many dealerships displayed banners touting low interest rates or large rebates. One said, “YES, we have money to lend!!”

Hoods were opened, parking lights were illuminated on and balloons flew from antennas attached to new cars.

It’s hard to imagine these tactics will attract many buyers in this economy.

Connecting With Your Customers

The last few times I’ve visited the Taco Time in Bellevue, WA the manager has approached our table near the end of our visit to ask if we were pleased with the food and service. The last time I purchased tires, the manager of Discount Tire stopped by to meet me when I returned to pickup my car. He wanted to ensure I was satisfied with my new tires and the service his employees rendered. And I recently wrote about my experience at a local carwash where the owner went out of his way to learn about me.

This got me thinking about how well I know the customers in my line of business and how often do I reach out to them.  And more importantly, how well do I know what they are looking for. Why do they choose to do business with us over a competitor or vice versa? What could we do better? Which customers are our biggest fans?

These are a few questions I’ve asked myself as our business has become more competitive yet our market is shrinking.

If given a choice, I will do business with people I know and have build a relationship. That ranges from a $20 haircut to a $20,000 car. I find it curious that some owners make it a priority to get to know their customers and some don’t seem to care. Are you willing to step out from behind your desk and actively search for opportunities? Or will you kick back and browse through the customer surveys once a month?

I once worked for a company where, at the end of every project, the CEO called the client. Instead of focusing on the survey return rate, his focus was on listening to each customer. He’d organize the feedback, both positive and negative, and present it at our company meeting each month. This feedback was much more valuable than raw numbers. Most customers appreciate the opportunity to speak with the CEO. It sends the message, “Your business is important to us”.

A few weeks ago I took in a pair of shoes for repair. The man who took my shoes was the owner. He repaired the shoes and took my money when I came back for them. When he said, “I appreciate your business” I knew he meant it. It wasn’t some required scripted question we’ve all heard like “Would you like to save 10% today by applying for a Target card?” Not every business is small enough to allow the owner to interact with all clients. But I believe all business owners should look for opportunities to listen to their clients and encourage their employees to do the same.