Anyone Around To Take My Money?

Have you gone into a store and found what you came for, but when you were ready to pay, couldn’t find anyone to take your money? That’s what happened to me this evening when I visited the Land’s End store inside of Sears. As I stood at the counter with my hands full of back to school clothing, I noticed two Sears employees: one was folding sweaters while the other organized shoes. Both  noticed me but kept on folding and organizing. After a few minutes the employee organizing shoes told me to look for help at customer service.

Do you want my money or not?

As much as we like the quality and guarantee of Land’s End clothing, the poor customer service is the last thing I will remember about my visit. Is that fair? Probably not but that’s how I feel. I shouldn’t have to spend much energy or time looking for someone to pay. Maybe we should use the Lands’s End website next time although we like our kids to try on clothing given how fast they are growing.

We left Sears and walked to the Nordstrom wing of the mall. I pushed our stroller through the cosmetic department full of women sporting white jackets and impeccable skin. I’m always a bit uncomfortable wandering into this area in a Stepford Wives sort of way. As we made our way through hundred dollar wrinkle cream, my kids decided to touch every display case, box and perfume bottle. We eventually made our way to the Clinique counter.

It would be easy to ignore a guy herding three kids through the store who appears punch drunk on way too many overlapping scents. I don’t look like I’m on the verge of dropping Franklins on exotic cosmetics I can’t pronounce.

But I wasn’t ignored.

Before I could bring the stroller to a stop, a friendly woman approached me and asked if she could help. I told her I wanted a large bottle of liquid facial soap which she grabbed and rung up in less time than I spent waiting for someone to help me at Sears.

I left Nordstrom feeling like they value my business and my time.

I also smelled really good!

Dragons on My Mind

Given how often I have music playing in the background, it’s not uncommon to have a song running through my mind throughout the day. Especially when I’m bored. It’s usually a song like Mother from Pink Floyd or similar tune I’ve listened to for years and know all the lyrics to. screen_2008-08-22 00.23.45

But yesterday, as I sat in a large conference room, surrounded by colleagues waiting for the HR manager to arrive I found myself humming the song below as these lyrics whirled through my mind:

“Come along take my hand…let’s all go to Dragon Land.”

When I caught myself humming the theme from Dragon Tails, I sheepishly looked around to see if anyone was listening. If anyone was listening they probably chalked it up to the fact I was working on my 2nd Diet Coke before 9 am.

It could have been worse. It could have been this.

http://songza.com/e/listen

Nordquist Blog Goes All GQ

I’ve said it’s always good to have a friend who is a programmer. But since I’ve started blogging I’ve found it just as helpful to have a friend who is a skilled designer, and I have that in my friend, Brandon, who worked his magic on my site this evening.

I asked him to create a logo and give me a little more space to work with on my blog, yet keep the overall flow and simplicity in tact. He gave it a new look without making it too fancy. It’s also nice to have a design that’s all mine.

When I first started reading blogs regularly, I visited each site to see if new content was available. When I discovered Bloglines I stopped that practice. I switched to Google Reader recently and I use it to read a number of blogs. But I follow about 25 blogs or so that I visit regularly, and I feel I gain someone by visiting the actual sites instead of pulling the content through an RSS reader.

Baby Monitor Madness

Before our first child was born we made a trip to Babies-R-Us and were immediately handed a list of items all first time parents should have on hand. Curious how all the items were available at…Babies-R-Us. I’m surprised they didn’t have a wing dedicated to delivering babies right there in the store!

The list included at least 50 items yet Kim only trusted me to pick out two of them on my own: the thermometer and the baby monitor.

Selecting a thermometer was as simple as deciding whether to play $5 for an old fashioned one or $75 for a fancy digital model like the Braun we’ve seldom used. Of course even 5 bucks seems like a lot when the friendly employee tells you the baby’s mouth isn’t the ideal orifice to obtain an accurate reading. I didn’t ask for a demonstration. Just give me the one you stick in the ear and I’ll move on.

But the baby monitor was a different story. Had I understood what I was getting into I would have done everything I could to keep it out of our house including uncovering an obscure medical study pronouncing they often catch fire and burn homes to the ground. If I couldn’t find one, I would have created my own study.

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The perfect chew toy for your dog!

The first monitor we bought was an expensive Sony model. Like parents who rush out to purchase minivans in preparation for their first child, we made a number of bonehead purchases, and this was one of them. The only redeeming quality of the Sony was that it never quite worked properly.

What I didn’t realize at the time was these monitors are used to bring your child’s crying, yelling and screaming to all areas of your home. If you’re asking yourself, “why would I want that?” then we’re in the same boat. I was a rookie parent and it was ON THE LIST! Who was I to object?

Finally, Kim realized the Sony monitor wasn’t working correctly and decided to purchase another brand. Unfortunately, this set worked and my life has never been the same. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been working at my computer when suddenly this loud SHRIEKING CRY comes barreling through the speaker scaring me out of my chair. Imagine someone sneaking up behind you and then screaming directly into your ear. That’s pretty much how these suckers work.

My parents raised me just fine without any such device. Same goes for your parents and their parents. If I cried going to sleep, oh well. I’m certain our children will survive without this silly device.

Hey, I wonder if this new model is water proof? I’d better test it.

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See Kai Run

We stopped by a small but unique store in Bellevue today called Common Folk Kid located at Crossroads Shopping Center. We visit the store when we’re in the area because they carry toys and puzzles and games and clothing we don’t find elsewhere.

Our kids love to browse through the store and tells us what they REALLY REALLY REALLY need.

Take it to Santa.

As we looked around the store, Kim noticed they carry a line of shoes for kids called See Kai Run that we love but have never purchased. But how could we pass up a pair for very own little Kai?

We couldn’t. 

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Flowers on the Corner

I spotted a lady selling gorgeous flower bouquets while I filled up my car this afternoon. She was arranging a collection of followers of many colors as I approached her. I said, “Can I buy the bouquet you’re working on?” She nodded and went back to work.

I watched her grab flowers and leaves and other plants I didn’t recognize out of the back of her Pathfinder. She’d move and twist and the stems just so. She pulled off leaves and cut stems to the right length.

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One of the many flowers I bought today

Her hands moved in a flurry. I wondered if she had a picture in her mind of how the finished product should look or if she created it on the fly.

The flowers kept coming and the size of the bouquet keep growing. I thought to myself maybe I should have asked how much she planned to sell it for before offering to buy it.

She added some green and still more flowers. Finally she ripped off a large swath of white paper and wrapped it around the flowers. The last thing she did was tie a small bag of water to the end of the stems before handing it to me.

I stood there holding this amazing bouquet barely able to see her when she said, “How does ten dollars sound?”

I gave her $15.

I bought them home to Kim who put them in a vase in the kitchen.

I should have given her $25.

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Big vs. Small

While attending the University of Utah, I visited my grandparents one afternoon to use their computer. When I tired of homework, I’d retreat to the study to browse my grandpa’s stack of Consumer Reports magazines. I’d thumb through them for hours. Especially the Annual Auto Issue.

On this day, my grandfather asked me to look up ratings on refrigerators and tell him which he should purchase. I eventually gave him a list of the top 5 models. I figured he’d make a trip to Sears or other large appliance store in Salt Lake City to compare many of brands and models. image

But he wasn’t interested. He and my grandmother lived in a small city called Bountiful, located 20 minutes north of Salt Lake. He made one call to a local, family owned appliance shop just a few blocks away. The owner agreed with the ratings and quoted a price over the phone for the top rated model. No low balling tactics. No tricks. Just straight-forward, honest service.

I suggested he call around to the larger stores in Salt Lake looking for a lower price.

Again, he showed no interest. He said, “I could find it for less, but I’d rather support this local business. I trust the owner and he’s treated me well over the years”.

He purchased his cars the same way. He trusted a local mechanic who kept his eye out for specific models that would work well for my grandparents. The mechanic treated him well for many years and my grandpa trusted him. No need to look elsewhere. 

In today’s age of specialized search engines focused on sniffing out the best deals it’s hard to imagine intentionally paying extra to support local businesses. Now it’s as simple as typing a model number into Froogle to locate the lowest price. If that’s all your care about.

Does it matter if the local shops disappear and we’re left with Costco or Best Buy or whatever category killer moves into town? Will we replace trusted advice from the small business owner with online product reviews from people we don’t know?

When my grandfather wanted to purchase a book he did so at the family run bookstore. My generation made a trip to Barnes and Noble. Will my children assume they only place to purchase a book (or anything else) is Amazon?

Hold Them While I Can

Some nights I come to bed only to find one of our kids sprawled across my side. I blame Kim because she piles fancy pillows so high no kid can resist dozing off in a cloud of high thread count comfort.

When this happens it’s my duty to relocate the child back to his or her own bed. That’s what happened last night when I found Luca stretched across my side of the bed hogging every pillow she could get her little arms around.

I gently picked her up and rested her head on my shoulder. Her warm body flopped like a rag doll as I tried not to wake her. Her room is next door, but I wish it were a couple football fields away.

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It won’t be long before she’ll be too big to hold. The same goes for Lincoln and Anna Lynn. And the way Kai is growing who knows?

I think back to the time Kim and I made a list of “must have” items we needed to purchase before our first baby arrived. The number of products friends and family recommended was overwhelming. They included high chairs, play pens, strollers, bouncy seats, exersaucers, or jumping jacks. 

If could go back in time, I’d remove nearly all of them off the list and savor the few years I have to hold them next to me. Kai loves it when I hold him close to my face and smile while he tries to chew on my cheek, nose or chin. That’s hard to accomplish if he’s on the floor.

When I returned home late from work tonight I kicked back on the couch ready to watch the Olympics. Before I could push the Tivo button, Lincoln and Anna were snuggled up next to me.

I flipped the channel to Dragon Tails to entice them to stay longer.

The Olympics can wait.

Learning German

I came across a blog in German today that reminded me of an experience I had about a year into my LDS mission to Germany. It took a good six months before I felt comfortable discussing topics besides the missionary discussions I’d memorized in German. But at the one year mark I was feeling pretty good about my ability to to communicate. I think it had less to do with my study habits and more to do with the fact many Germans invited us into their homes to watch Dallas and Baywatch.

In hindsight, Baywatch isn’t the best conversion tool although it certainly helped me learn the language!

Missionaries spend a good portion of their day knocking on doors looking for anyone interested in hearing more about our beliefs. One afternoon my companion and I knocked on a door, and a woman in her mid 20’s answered. My companion was Austrian and spoke fluent German. It was my turn to give the pitch so I asked her if she was interested in hearing about our church.

I should have paid closer attention to the dark blue robe she was wearing. She was polite and said we could come back later when she was done moving. Trying to be helpful, I replied back, “Konnen wir helfen?” which means, “Can we help you?” As soon as the words left my mouth, the woman glared at me and slammed the door shut. I stood there on the doorstep in a state of confusion.

As we made our way to the next house my companion couldn’t control his laugher. When he finally gathered himself he said, “You asked her if you could help her get undressed”.

That day I learned I had a way to go before I’d perfected my German. I also learned the difference between umziehen (to relocate/move) and sich umziehen (to get undressed). Had this experience taken place during the first couple months of my mission, I doubt she would have been so upset given my shaky grasp of the language. My utter confidence in offering assistance is what likely resulted in her reaction. 

Another time we’d finished teaching a family, and they were asking what it’s like to serve a mission. This was about a year before the East German wall came down, and the father was curious to find out if we had missionaries serving across the border.

I jumped right in and told him that missionaries were not allowed to serve in East Germany because we were “restricted” from teaching there. This time, instead of getting the door slammed in my face, I was greeted with laughter. My companion gave me a strange look. I knew I’d used the wrong word (beschrankt) again.

I’d just told this family the reason missionaries couldn’t serve in East Germany was because we were “dim-witted imbeciles”.

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Syncing Sucks

The first device I recall trying to sync with my Windows PC was the Casio Cassiopeia, one of the first Windows CE devices to hit the market. Palm had already released the popular Pilot and Microsoft felt they had to get a piece of the action. I worked at Microsoft at the time and happened to be attending an event in New Orleans where the Cassiopeia was sold at a discounted price of $250. I couldn’t resist.  image

I spent hours attempting to get that bugger to sync with my PC. This was before USB was around so I was stuck with a serial port and it was a painful experience. Eventually I gave up and entered my contacts, tasks and appointments manually. So much for my handheld time saving device.

I eventually sold the the Cassiopeia on eBay and purchased my first MP3 Player; the Diamond Rio 300. It would be an understatement to say this is the worst couple hundred dollars I’ve ever spent. In theory, it held 8 to 10 songs. In reality it rejected everything I threw at at. The included software must have been written by an RIAA mole working at Diamond.

I’ve owned more than a dozen phones, mp3 players, Pocket PCs, Handsprings, Palm Pilots and all gave me problems connecting to my computer, syncing data or both. Although the iPod is known for it’s friendly design it’s not perfect and I want to toss it into the street at least once a week. Some days it won’t connect to iTunes until I reset it.

Why does syncing handheld electronic devices suck so imagemuch?

I currently have two phones with Windows Mobile which is the equivalent of asking a complete stranger to kick me in the head twice a day. Both phones are molasses slow and occasionally connect to Vista. Unless they decide not to which lately is quite often. My phone is setup to sync my email with Microsoft Exchange and it does work most of the time, but it doesn’t like to connect to my PC without a number reboots.

I’m tired of all this connecting, syncing, and partnering which leads to lots of rebooting, resetting, unplugging and swearing. It’s been over 10 years since I purchased my Cassiopeia, yet syncing problems persist. One would think that USB and Bluetooth would make connecting and syncing devices much easier, but many problem still persist.